unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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don’t get your feelings hurt

heysmithers:

On a scale of one to Justin Timberlake at every press event for The Social Network, how ignored did you feel today? 

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carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you see a white kid talking back to their mom in public

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When you see a black kid talking back to their mom in public

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findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.